I'm wagging my finger at you. Don't think I won't start shouting obscenities and shaking my fist.
I may even have to count to ten.
One more chance, and I'm giving you advance warning this time so there's no excuse. You have three, maybe four days to smarten up, get your act together and make things happen.
Really.
I mean it.
You have reached the divine answering machine.
ReplyDeleteTo crib, press #1.
To give thanks, press #2.
To yell and shout, press #3.
For laundry, press #4.
To complain about unheard prayers, press #5.
To....are you still listening to the answering machine message?
Hang Up and get going. I am there with you anyways.
You tell 'em, B.
ReplyDeletehi. i just wandered over to your blog and had to drop a line. in february i lost my daughter at exactly 20 weeks. (preterm labor, uterine polyps, no viability)
ReplyDeletei've nestled into the babyloss blog community, and loss is loss - BUT - i haven't come across many other mommies with midtrimester losses, or such early losses that are also "births". so i just wanted to say hello and i'm here and i feel you.
xoxo
Hear, hear! I am completely backing you up on this, and will promptly stop returning the Universe's phone calls if it doesn't get its act together. Thinking of you always.
ReplyDeleteUm, if you get a hold of them, I have some complaints too. Keeping fingers crossed for you, Barbarba. xo
ReplyDeleteDear B, if it comes to a pub clearing brawl (which the universe OBviously started), just know I got yer back.
ReplyDeleteDear Universe
ReplyDeletePlease give Barbara a break.
Love Sally
you tell it!!!
ReplyDeleteis there anyway that we can all rally together and boycott the universe until it gets its act together? i'm pretty damn pissed at it too. it needs to start dishing out better results or i'm done with it. hmph.
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