Outmoded forms of transport

"I say old chap, good posture in ones carriage just cannot be taught.
One is simply expressing ones superiority"

"I have to wear this ridiculous frilly poofy nappy 'cos it's just not as comfy as the pram.
Oh how I've come down in the world"

"And, look, no suspension, do you see what I have to put up with!"

"And then they lifted me up like this and just dropped me down here!"