Friday, 19 March 2010

I'm a very bad patient

Unless you put me in a hospital, poke my insides out, hook me up to a couple of bags of blood, a saline drip and possibly a narcotic of some kind and in that case, no no, I'm fine, really, it's ok, you go home, it doesn't hurt too much, I'm good, no thank you, just some water you go and get some rest.

But put me on the sofa with a snotty drippy nose, a woolly head and an irritatingly tickly cough and you can expect moaning and groaning of the finest order. Ooooaaaaah sniffle ohhhhhhh sneeze ooooowwwwwww coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough ugggggggggh coughcoughcoughwheeze. Poppppettttt I neeeed a cup of tea, daaaarliiiing will you cook dinner tonight and tomorrow coughcoughcoughcough can I have some honey and lemon pleeeeease.

Hopeless.


8 comments:

  1. Ha, ha...me, too. I don't even need a cold, all I need to moan and be grumpy is a decent case of PMS. Glad the weekend is coming up and I can moan in peace...

    Get well soon!

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  2. Ugh, colds are miserable! Too bad one can't get a narcotic drip for that (it would cut down on the whinging). Heal well.

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  3. Hope you feel better soon!! xx

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  4. Hope you feel better soon. Sorry you have the snots, cough and all over yuckies.

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  5. We are also loving the honey and lemon in my house at the moment. Hope you recover soon. xo

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  6. Oh, love. If I was nearby, I'd come and make you tea and pass the tissues. You sniffling mess you!
    xo

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  7. Me, too- polite as can be with the blood draws ans the pants-dropping stuff, whiny as heck with the colds and such. Hope it passes soon.

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