And she's such a sweet young thing too*.
"See if you can do this..."
"Try and get it a little higher..."
"Ok, now try this..."
"Try and stretch your arm up and hold..."
"Bend it this way..."
"And repeat these new exercises along with the stretches each day. Come and see me in two weeks and I'll stretch you on the rack for a while. Yes, pain is normal. Pain is good. I love pain. Mwahahahhaaha"
So far 2010 has been the year of pain and strange noises. Next week we go to see the Fertile Nurse, let's hope it will also be the year of good news... or at the very least, not bad news.
*Doesn't that make me seem old?
Have you noticed how young policemen are these days?
And why does everyone mumble on tv these days?